"I'm sorry you lost a limb." Hanna sounded genuinely worried. "I promise I'm not spying on you. I would be very good at it if I did, but ... who told you I was? They're lying, whoever they are. Or very much mistaken. Please call me back, we should discuss this."
"Look dude, if you got fucking manboobs stop being in denial and get a fucking exercise regimen going. Why you're telling me this shit I have no fucking clue."
Hardison had always known this day would come. But awww hell no was he playing wingman for some chick he didn't even know who just wanted to get into Eliot's pants. There was a Plan for those pants and they certainly didn't involve...whoever this chick was.
"Look, I don't even know you, but believe me my ass is just as hot as his an' you got about an equal chance of seein' one as the other. Now get on outta here, 'fore you embarrass yourself."
"If you're trying to give me advice about my love life, uh... thanks, I guess? But I'm pretty much immune to STDs. Assholes, on the other hand? Steer me away from those anytime."
"Are you making up words now, is that it? And look here, no, I'm not taking my clothes off just because you ask. Good god! What is wrong with everyone today? D'you all get hit in the head at once? Has it started raining bricks when I wasn't looking?"
This voicemail came in after radio. Naturally. Also you could sort of make out the screaming in the background. "I don't care about the cost, just make it stop." A beat. "This is Sarah, by the way."
Yeah, so Navaan had class today, but she wasn't actually following any of the rules, just spinning the wheel and making phone calls. And sometimes not even bothering to spin the wheel.
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Congrats, John! You got the one (1) text from Navaan instead of a voicemail!
Oh god, what had she done to make Gray think that she was into him like that? Did she need to apologize?
"Ummm...I'm really sorry about the state of your balls and I guess good to know you're not into fucking on graves? But, uh, I promise, I'm really okay with us not hooking up about either of those!"
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Crazy Phones
I'm crushed you still think I'm a random stranger after all the drinking we did.
Also if it tastes like burning, you probably shouldn't eat it.
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Crazy Phones
"Who are you and how did you get this number? Did Stiles put you up to this? And I'm not a princess."
Crazy Phone Day(s)!
I'm sorry, I have to share the 'crazy talk' sentiment; I couldn't decipher a word of that. Please don't smother anyone.
In His Office...
Thank you so much for the care and concern you showed for me and my sisters this past December. It is much appreciated. See you on Wednesdays!
Best,
Sholeh
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April Fool Phone
"I'm sorry you lost a limb." Hanna sounded genuinely worried. "I promise I'm not spying on you. I would be very good at it if I did, but ... who told you I was? They're lying, whoever they are. Or very much mistaken. Please call me back, we should discuss this."
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"Look dude, if you got fucking manboobs stop being in denial and get a fucking exercise regimen going. Why you're telling me this shit I have no fucking clue."
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Crazy Phones
Hardison had always known this day would come. But awww hell no was he playing wingman for some chick he didn't even know who just wanted to get into Eliot's pants. There was a Plan for those pants and they certainly didn't involve...whoever this chick was.
"Look, I don't even know you, but believe me my ass is just as hot as his an' you got about an equal chance of seein' one as the other. Now get on outta here, 'fore you embarrass yourself."
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"Whoooa, whoa, baby. First of all, I promise you I'm no prude. But what the hell would I even do with you standing naked in a doorway? C'mon now."
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"If you're trying to give me advice about my love life, uh... thanks, I guess? But I'm pretty much immune to STDs. Assholes, on the other hand? Steer me away from those anytime."
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"Horses? Really? That's quite unexpected."
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"Are you making up words now, is that it? And look here, no, I'm not taking my clothes off just because you ask. Good god! What is wrong with everyone today? D'you all get hit in the head at once? Has it started raining bricks when I wasn't looking?"
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"Sentient pants? Sounds like you have a schleet infestation." Isabela, no. "Why do you think I don't wear any?"
Isabela, NO.
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Succinct.
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"For a fellow Brit adrift, just have a cold one ready when I get there, love. I'll be right over."
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There was going to be a cold Shazamstell and crisps and whatever else she had around. At least you could count on your countrymen sometimes.
Crazy phone day
Hi. I'm...not quite sure how to answer that. What question? What do babies have to do with anything?
Phone Day!
are you sure it's a guy's? did you see him take it off? DO YOU HAVE SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE OF HIM TAKING IT OFF???
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Wacky Phone Day!
We could be louder for certain! Though I don't understand why you might think I'M a puritan. Unless that's the new internet term?
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"I don't imagine I'm the one you're looking for, but we can meet in the park if you'd like. I'll bring an evening picnic."
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Well I'm not sure about the bear part but getting blasted sounds like fun.
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What do you mean call for what? I haven't called for anything. Was I supposed to call for something?
Phone Day!
You're not supposed to even be...oh is this a sexy rule-breaking thing? Because I can work with that?
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u up?
Congrats, John! You got the one (1) text from Navaan instead of a voicemail!
Wacky Phone Day!
"Ummm...I'm really sorry about the state of your balls and I guess good to know you're not into fucking on graves? But, uh, I promise, I'm really okay with us not hooking up about either of those!"